You Know You are a Dog Person When......
* ... You have used your dog's shampoo * ... You have tasted a dog biscuit to make sure it's good enough * ... You have lied to your spouse to keep or protect a dog * ... You'd rather shop for dog stuff than people stuff * ... Your dog has her own email address... * ... And sends and receives email in her name * ... You neglect to send Christmas cards to your human friends, but send them all over the world to dogs, from your dog. * ... You cry watching "Emergency Vets" * ... You cry watching Lassie * ... You critique dog food commercials * ... You have smuggled a dog or puppy into a public place so they didn't have to be alone in the car * ... You don't visit people who don't let your dogs in their house * ... Your dog has her own Christmas stocking and gets presents from "Santa" * ... You can pluck a dog hair from your food and finish eating without batting an eye * ... You refer to your friends as "Rover's mom" or "Fluffy's dad", etc |
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